God does that sometimes…

1. My acoustic guitar was not working (my bread and butter)

2. My electric was too loud (some were complaining)

3. I broke my friends’ amp (stepped on a cord and broke the volume knob)

4. The singers were saying I wasn’t singing loud enough

Well, that pretty much is everything I do that went wrong:

1. Play electric

2. Sing

3. Play acoustic

I’m glad I didn’t play the piano tonight. Humilty is like broccoli, good for you, but it sure smells bad.